1. Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more. (…) Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’

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  2. god-damn-demetria:

    dirtyjanoskiansimagines:

    still-fighting:

    mirandarph:

    The Trevor Project

    1-866-488-7386

    Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

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    It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged

    Ellen’s part always gets me

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  3. faithful-viewer:

    Doctor/Sherlock parallels | Forgetting friends’ names.

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  5. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.

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  6. dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.







ahh the english language.

    dem-deutschen-volke:

    buonotogami:

    nuclearpiss:

    xmas-city-punk:

    malkatz:

    I corrected it

    I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
    I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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    ahh the english language.

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  9. corrwill:

    ouijasexting:

    im fucking crYIN G omfg

    I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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  10. sizvideos:

    Watch it in video

    Follow our Tumblr

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